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The Truth Involves Tentacles: The Most Ridiculous Octopus-Based Photostory You Will Ever Read

Hello all!

Today I present you with a photo story featuring gets from AX, some customs made by me, and the current state of my Octillery collection! :D


~~~Presenting~~~
The Octopus's Wife

Or

The Truth Involves Tentacles



Dramatis Personae:
Mister Gold: A Shiny Octillery Kid.
Miss Maroon: A Europeon Candy Figure.
Daddy Maroon: A Custom Octillery plush, made out of terry cloth by me. (He is AKA Captain Kaliente)
Uncle David Bowie: Daddy Maroon's Brother
Miss Maroon's Engagement Ring: Gyarados Marble
Mr. Priest Porygon: Bronze Porygon Metal Figure
Mrs. Medic Porygon: Gold Porygon Metal Figure

Previously, on All my Tentacles...

CIMG1952
Say....
DOSE TENTACLES *lipbite*
CIMG1950
Wait, Miss Maroon!
They feel so far apart...
Mr. Gold shakes his tentacles at the heavens, hoping that she'll return!
Will she come back to him...find out this episode!
CIMG1953
Miss Maroon: I can't help but love you, Mr. Gold!
Mr. Gold: Oh Miss Maroon, you octopi my thoughts!
Miss Maroon: <3

CIMG1966
Mr. Gold: Miss Maroon....would you do me the honor of becoming my sushi bride?
Miss Maroon: HOLY DOLEY THAT's ONE DISTASTEFULLY HUGE STONE Why of course sweetie! <3 You'll have to talk to my Dad first though!
CIMG1934
Mr.Gold: Hi Daddy Maroon, I'd like to marry your daughter, is that alright? Holy Arceus you're huge...
Daddy Maroon: Hmm, do you have a good job so that you can support her?
Mr.Gold: Why yes, I'm a doctor Octillery who helps pokemon with their eyes. I'm an...octometrist! (Da dum kish!)

CIMG1965
Daddy Maroon: What do you think, Uncle David Bowie?
CIMG1963
Uncle David Bowie: Though this may bring about some CHANGES, I think these Octopi are HEROES of our family. This Gold kid is a bit of a SPACE ODDITY, but hey, ASHES TO ASHES, right? Okay, Mr. Gold--just be sure you aren't making the decision UNDER PRESSURE.
Daddy Maroon: That sounds like a yes, so go ahead and marry her! :D
Mr. Gold: Is he....related to you?
Daddy Maroon: He's adopted. Don't tell him, he hasn't noticed.
CIMG1968

~HERE COMES THE SUSHI BRIDE!~

CIMG1969
Priest Porygon: Do you, Mr. Gold, take Miss Maroon to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Mr. Gold: I do!
Miss Maroon: I do!
Priest Porygon: I now pronounce you...Mr. and Mrs. Maroon!
Mr Gold: I don't think that's the way it works...

9 months later...(I'll assume an octillery's gestational period is 9 months, STFU FICTIONAL SCIENCE)

CIMG1970
Medic Porygon: Congratulations! It's a lovely swing keychain! He seems to be completely healthy, according to these diagrams!
CIMG1899
CIMG1960

Swing Keychain: Daddy! :3
Mr. Gold: I'm so proud *tear*
Medic Porygon:But wait! (...)
Mr. Gold: :0
...
...

CIMG1958
CIMG1959
Mr.Gold:... I didn't know they came mint in package.
Medic Porygon: Congratulations, you now have two kids! Well, one's a kid and the other's a keychain...oh you know what I mean!

Next time....


CIMG1972
Mr. Priest Porygon and Mrs. Medic Porygon are in love!
Priest: I've always wanted to go on a camping trip, Mrs. Porygon! It'll be so fun, just you and me!
Medic: Yes! We should go right away!
CIMG1973
But what's following them...?!

Prepare for the exciting next episode:

Torture in Teepees

or

The Pain was In Tents

~~~Epilogue~~~

Though it mayn't be unknown
how the seeds of love were sow'n
twix Mister Gold and Miss Maroon
the result'll be
a little fishee
for all the world to see.
<3



And now for something completely different.

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