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Zekrom's adventure (Kinda XD)

So since it was so nice out, (It's been in the upper 90s lately x_x) I decided to take my traveling bud Onox the Zekrom around our backyard and take photos of him with random things :u and this my contest entry so COME AND LOOK :P

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Onox: Sup B)



Onox Summer (0)
Onox: Oooo! A new planet to invade... Wait, why is this planet's grass all dead?
Me: Onox, this is our backyard. We're outside.
Onox: Outside? The newly discovered planet of Outside. I LIKE IT LET'S INVADE.
Me: Onox, no we're...
Onox: I HATH SPOKEN :U

Onox Summer (2)
Onox: These must be the inhabitants of this planet. HELLO. I MEAN YOU NO HARM. But your planet is mine now.
Me: Those are baby robins, Onox. They don't know what your saying.
Onox: THE ADULTS OF THE FUTURE, and they'll be growing up in a world ruled by me. I BET YOU GUYS CAN'T WAIT
Me: MOVING ON :u

Onox Summer (4)
Onox: This plant is slightly fuzzy. I SHALL HAVE IT IN MY GRAND MANSION ON THIS PLANET.
Me: They have these 'on Earth' too, they're called Tiger Eyes..
Onox: TIGER? WHERE? I AM NOT KITTY FOOD.
Me: THE PLANT is CALLED a Tiger Eyes Sumac.
Onox: OMG A SHAPE SHIFTING TIGER RUUUUN
Me: NO. PLANT. That's it.
Onox: ...I still want one.

Onox Summer (15)
Me: I bet nobody can find you, right Onox?
Onox: *Mmmff* x:
Me: Hello?
Onox: *MMMMMFFFFFF* X:<
Me: Oh he fell and is stuck XD /tookawhiletonotice

Onox Summer (5)
Me: *Uncovers Onox*
Onox: ...I fell.
Me: Yup.
Onox: ..I got stuck.
Me: Yup.
Onox: ...I DON"T WANT THIS TREE/BUSH/WHATEVER THING ANYMORE. :u

Onox Summer (12)
Onox: A BLUNT OBJECT SHOVED INTO THE GROUND. I WANT IT. :U
Me: You want everything.
Onox: YUR DARN RIGHT I DO >:B

Onox Summer (13)
*Looses interest in the pitchfork*
Onox: What are these? They look like balloons and pop when you squeeze them.
Me: Yeah they're called Balloon Flowers, or Chinese Bellflower, or Platycodons.
Onox: LOLWUT?
Me: Platycodons.
Onox: THAT'S STUPID. I'MA CALL 'EM BALLON FLOWERS. >:u

Onox Summer (14)
Onox: Hello, operator? I'd like to place a call to..
Me: ROFL ONOX. That's a thermometer.
Onox: ...I knew that. >:T

Onox Summer (17)
Onox: THEY HAVE MINI TRACTORS FOR THEIR MINI FARMING.
Me: That's a sprinkler, it moves while it spins.
Onox: Tractor sprinklers? THIS PLANET HAS EVERYTHING.

Onox Summer (19)
Onox: Lol what is this?
Me: ONOX NO! THAT'S A GRILL!
Onox: Grill? I wonder what that means in Alienese.
Me: No, GRILL! Like, GRILL! A GRILL FOR COOKING!
Onox: I guess that explains why I'm on fire.
Me: *Swipes him off*

Onox Summer (20)
Onox: These are pretty. What are they called?
Me: ...I don't know XD
Onox: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THESE THINGS. IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVE THESE ON EARTH.
Me: That's what I've been trying to tell you. We ARE on Earth. We're just in the backyard.
Onox: ..So we're NOT on a new planet.
Me: No.
Onox: ...And I'm not gonna become a rich ruler?
Me: Nope.
Onox: .......
......
......
...I'm still getting that mansion. >:u


Onox Summer (20)
..and I guess this is my contest pic X) Not very creative, BUT IT WORKS :U

So, I hope you all enjoyed this photostory and all the corny comedy that came with it :B
Thank you for choosing Ivyaggron Express :P


EDIT: Question and quick want :P
Q: Is anyone going to Animeiowa this coming weekend? I'm just curious. I couldn't hold a meetup or anything though ^^; XD but I might wanna say hi :u
Want: Cheap Lotads! I'm short on funds, but I need some Lolotad :x or the Aggron pencil topper
Tags: contest, zekrom
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