I find it really amusing that I just bought a bootleg card for more than I've ever spent on an official card before. But, seriously... This thing needed to be in my Scyther collection for the lulz value, especially since there isn't much Scyther merch to screw up to begin with, let alone the fact that it is so horrifically awesome.
It is a lenticular/reverse-holo Abra card with 6800 HP that has had the Abra picture removed and replaced with an image of Scyther. Like, word-for-word Abra Pokédex and everything. IT IS SO FREAKING AMAZING AND WORTH EVERY PENNY.