Instead, I'm going to ask the assistance of you awesome collector people in identifying this Mew strap thing, because digging around on this comm and on Google a bit hasn't brought me much. Here he is:
Penny for size reference. The back of his head says "(C) Pokémon/Nintendo, YN MADE IN CHINA" in black. He seems to be in excellent condition, no scuff marks or anything.
This guy survived the great purge of my merchandise not because I particularly liked him, but because he'd somehow fallen behind my dresser many years ago, only to be rediscovered and cleaned up last month. I don't know when or where I got him in any detail, only that I have this feeling he came out of a gachapon type machine. So what's this Mew, and how much might he be worth?